When Jude can't sleep, she puts the TV on either QVC, Home Shopping, or one of the blacklight & semen shows on A&E. She feels strongly about the hosts on the shopping channels and, sitting up in bed all bleary having coffee this morning, she described last night's HSN hostess, Kellie, thusly:
"She's an idiot. And she dresses like a ho-bag. I think she's from Canada, which explains a lot because the French don't care how they look on TV. You watch their news shows and their hair, it's like, 'Did you just put on that poly-blend pullover right before the camera came on?' She looks like a trapeze artist walking home from a one night stand through the bad part of Topeka, with that circus music still clanging in her head. She's like a French Vanna White."
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How long have you been sleeping with Tom Waits?
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