Well that didn't take long. The Republican ticket of Burns and Allen is already in hot water.
Turns out Alaska Governor Palin is under investigation for abuse of power. Oh, and don't worry: it's unseemly!
The story goes, she fired Alaska's Public Safety Commissioner because he refused to fire a State Trooper she wanted axed. What's that? You want to know why she wanted the State Trooper axed? Well, because he was in a bitter child custody battle at the time with the Governor's sister, Molly. Family's gotta come first!
She could even face impeachment over the matter. Who's doing the vetting over there at the McCain campaign?
Oh well, if he has to drop Palin from the ticket he can still go with Harriet Myers.
GEORGE:Well, well, Gracie, that's pretty shocking! In light of this potential scandal, do you think McCain will keep Palin?
GRACIE:
Why George, if McCain keeps palin' he's likely to disappear altogether!
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UPDATE 2 SEPTEMBER, 2008
Roister doister, it's been a busy weekend for Governor Palin! I can't keep up, but here's a Digg.com screenshot:
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